Yes, yes and yes. It is April 4 2013, and I am fulfilled. Every so often reality actually comes through for me and gives me justice, and this is one of those times.

sword of justice

Read and enjoy – how could you not?

Conceptual Justice Personifies Itself in the Earthly Form of a Bullet; Delivers Itself to some Asshole’s Crotch

I’d like to take this moment to thank any and all multiversinal and/or cosmic forces, deities both divine and imaginary, karma, the ebb and flow of reality in general and lastly my own sense of perception for being able to recognize and appreciate true unadulterated justice when I get the rare chance to witness it.

Here’s my summary for those of you who are click-link-phobic:

Some dickhead in Chicago shot himself, possibly in the dick head, while “playing with a gun”, while driving. 

Then he blamed it on NINJAS.

This scenario is to modern manufactured courtroom justice as biting directly into a chunk of dripping honeycomb is to eating a honey packet at an Ihop with a spoon. Sure they’re both kind of the same thing, but one tastes so much better than the other.

It’s so rare that my Libran wants and needs are so completely satisfied by events that occur in real life. Even with all the shit that’s going on in the world right now, my justice quota is full for the rest of the day.

Why did this gang member, (ahem, person with “gang ties” who also has a gun), have his gun out while he was driving?? Clearly he never had anything that even closely resembles the proper training one needs carry and operate a firearm; I might even go so far as to assume that he procured and carried that weapon through [gasp] illegal means! Also, to have a gun in your lap while driving a car strongly suggests to me that he was about to do a drive-by on someone, but shot himself instead because he’s an idiot.

Like this, but dumber.

Like this, except aim lower and at yourself. 

And then to blame it on ninjas, or “two men in ninja masks”…

See any guns in there?

See any guns in there?

Come on you dumb shot bastard, we all know ninjas don’t use guns. Maybe your mind was weak from blood loss? Or dick loss? I mean I don’t want to wish dick loss on anyone really, but if it’s going to happen to someone out there I’d rather it be the dick of a potential murderer.

Maybe I’m being harsh. It was an accident after all, and the only victim here is the same person as the perpetrator. And this guy got it pretty rough; even if the bullet didn’t hit his actual crotch, I’m sure being shot in the general groin area is no fun at all. Maybe I should just back off and leave him alone, right? Wrong, fool! The fact that he’s the only victim here is entirely incidental to me – that bullet could have gone anywhere. It is his intent that matters, and let’s agree that it probably wasn’t altruistic. Would you still be clinging to that line of thought if the bullet had missed this guy’s groin and maybe gone through the window of the car next to him, striking some bystander? Of course you wouldn’t, because you’re not a sociopath.

That’s why this is justice. He got what he was about to give.

lady of justice

With all the rough shit that’s going down right now internationally and in this country – civil wars, nuclear threats, rampant gun violence, mothers and babies being attacked and killed – it’s good to see even a tiny dash of dick justice sprinkled into the mix.


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2 thoughts on “Justice

  1. Jared B. on said:

    Good to see you back Bello. You have been missed.

  2. Hey, thanks dude! I’ve been quiet for awhile but I just couldn’t let this one pass me by haha.

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